Too much training

hey guys. I think I might have train we too had to ight. I had pike four burgers and like twelve or thirteen beers tonight. For cards. Carbs. Okay. I'm tired. No more training tonight.

Training Day

Hey guys, Wyatt Tresh here.

I know that when I gave this post this crazy title you were probably thinking about that movie where Denzel went ape-crapola on everybody only the Russian guys killed him at the end. That movie was awesome! Remember the part when they went into that really scary neighborhood and there were all those pigeons? What was that about?

Anyway, I've been training all day, so I called this post "Training Day" because of that. I have to be in tiptop condition to compete with the Gladiators, so that's why I spent the whole day training. I also ate some steak for protein, some fries for carbs and like seven beers for carbs and more energy. I know that you need protein for muscles and carbs for the energy for your muscles, so I figure that I'd better keep pretty strict on this diet.

I don't want all of you guys trying to be the next American Gladiator too, but I also know that America has too many fat kids, so I thought I'd do a pretty big solid for everyone reading my blog by posting my training pics so you guys can get in shape too.




This is me gearing up for a workout. You might think that this looks like my living room. Well, you'd be right! First rule of training: you've got to be comfortable! I am most comfortable in my living room and in my workout clothes. You'll notice that this simple red t-shirt has been upgraded (or, as I like to say, Treshed out) to look more like an American Gladiator outfit. Let's just say I know a guy!



I like to call this exercise "the Tresh curl" because it's like a regular curl only TRESHED OUT! By sitting on this giant ball thing, you really get your lower back going. If it doesn't burn in your lower back, you're not doing it right. Try leaning forward more. Also, a big factor in strength is speed. Use weights that are heavy enough to feel it but light enough so that you can really swing your arms fast. Remember, elbows are like muscles: if they're not hurting, you're not doing it hard enough. No pain, no gain!



Booyah! This one is for the back of your arm muscles. Again, use the ball and keep your legs straight so that you're really using your whole body. To avoid getting a stomach ache from all the beers, make sure the weight is on your lower back again. A strong back is the backbone of a strong Gladiator!

That's all the pics I have right now. I'll see you guys tomorrow!

PS: Travis told me that you can click on my pictures to see them bigger. Try that because I don't want anyone doing these exercises wrong.

Hey, I'm Wyatt

Hey, I'm Wyatt and one time when I was drunk, I lifted up the back end of a truck. You can ask the dude in the truck if you don't believe me. I don't know his name, but I'm pretty sure he goes by "the guy who probably pissed himself when Wyatt jacked up his truck big time" now because that name is about fifty times cooler than almost every other name out there. Also, it definitely happened. Anyway, it was then that I realized that I'm probably one of the strongest dudes on the planet and that I should be the next American Gladiator.

The thing about American Gladiators is that those guys are really really strong too and could probably pick up a truck without drinking all those beers. That's what probably keeps any regular Joe Anybody from trying out for American Gladiators. Well, not me. I know that if I train real hard and drink a lot of beers I can definitely be one of the strongest guys around and definitely strong enough to tango with the dudes on American Gladiators.

The reason that an athlete like myself is even wasting time on this website is because I know that the the odds are against me. I'm no fool. I'm 52 years old and I know that most people don't think that a guy my age could possibly compete with the Gladiators they got now, but that's why I'm doing this website. My nephew, Travis is like a goddamn whiz kid on this computer stuff and he's been giving me a hand with all the bells and whistles and even the grammar. I have to admit, this website is pretty smart because it knows whenever I spell a word wrong! So, I figure since kids love websites now, I could probably get a whole bunch of people to see my website and then they'd know about all my skills and then they'd support me to be on the show.

So, get ready, America because I'm Wyatt Tresh and I'm gonna be the next American Gladiator! Also, I'm gonna keep posting stuff on this website like more posts and pictures and stuff, so stay tuned!

First Post

First post for American Gladiators blog. This is gonna rule. Oh man, I'm as pumped as I've ever been. Computers are way better than I originally gave them credit for. I can practically smell this victory.