Okay, if your computer won't click that, let me tell you about it. There's this lady and she's 52 (like me!) and she's gonna be on the show! Now, she's not gonna be a Gladiator and it doesn't look like she's been training that hard, but now nobody can say that 52 years old is too old for American Gladiators. You take this lady and think about how much training I do and now I'm like a shoe in instead of a long shot.
By the way, this lady seems pretty tough, but most of the time I'm like twice as fast as ladies at my gym and way, way stronger. While they're wasting their time on treadmills, I'm throwing down beers and working my elbows, neck and lower back AT THE SAME TIME! Ladies are great for raising kids but I don't know if they make the best Gladiators because I don't think they're training right. Was Nitro a lady? Was Gemini a lady? I don't think so! So, if this lady can make it plus me being a dude, I feel like I'll probably make it and also be great.
Now, that's the kind of math you can set your watch to. Bring it on!